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“A Kiss is a terrible name for a piece of chocolate shaped like a water droplet, because kisses are hot and would melt chocolate—even if it is wearing an astronaut suit made out of tinfoil.”
― At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.
― At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.
“I had a missed call. It’s probably the all you can eat buffet calling to say, “Come back! We know you can eat just a little bit more.”
― At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.
― At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.
“I’m on a government watch list. But I’m not interested, because government watches only work twenty minutes out of every hour.”
― At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.
― At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.
“She says he says, but she could be lying to me, and he could be lying to her, so I can’t believe her, even if I could believe her.”
― This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks
― This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks
“I have a 12:34 representational time dance. I do it at 3:33 every other Tuesday (twice a day). If you’d like to participate in my choreographed dance routine, bring a football helmet and a half empty can of tuna (keeps the stray cats away, because I perform in a gritty, grimy downtown alley).
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― At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.
― At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.
Hailee’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at Hailee’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
52 books
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39 friends
192 books
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79 friends
214 books
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34 friends
356 books
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31 friends
0 books
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145 friends
2,024 books
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4 friends
256 books
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27 friends
1 book
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37 friends
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