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“The best part of having bad news was being able to tell as many people as possible.”
― Better than Life
― Better than Life
“It wasn't a beautiful face. But it was a nice face. It wasn't a face that could launch a thousand ships. Maybe two ships and a small yacht. That was, until she smiled. When she smiled, her eyes lit up like a pinball machine when you win a bonus game. And she smiled a lot.”
― Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers
― Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers
“He slipped the gold fob-watch out of his waistcoat, flicked open the cover and stared at the dial. The Cat had replaced the conventional numbers with a series of symbols, which stood for 'food', 'sex', 'snooze', 'light snooze', 'heavy snooze', 'major sleep', 'self-adoration hour', 'preening' and 'bathtime'. Right now, it was twenty past sex, or, to put it another way, quarter to food.”
― Better than Life
― Better than Life
“The best revenge is not to be like your enemy.”
― Meditations
― Meditations
“However, not all breeds of genetic athletes were accepted by the GAS and new rules had to be created after the 2224 World Cup, when Scotland fielded a goalkeeper who was a human oblong of flesh, measuring eight feet high by sixteen across, thereby filling the entire goal. Somehow they still failed to qualify for the second round.”
― Red Dwarf Omnibus: Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers & Better Than Life
― Red Dwarf Omnibus: Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers & Better Than Life
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