Karen

“Like most fourteen-year-olds, she was right-handed, so the rocks skipped farther across the murky water when Violet used her right hand then when she used her left.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Bad Beginning

“She kissed me.”
― Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“The good news: he dropped Annabeth. The bad news: he dropped her headfirst onto the rocks, where she lay motionless as a rag doll.”
― Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters

“Whats the plan?", Frank hissed. "Get flattened by a blue rump?”
― Rick Riordan