Silver

“There was practically nothing the dragon could do to people that they had not, sooner or later, tried on one another, often with enthusiasm.

You have the effrontery to be squeamish, it thought at him. But we were dragons. We were supposed to be cruel, cunning, heartless, and terrible. But this much I can tell you, you ape, - the great face pressed even closer, so that Wonse was staring into the pitiless depths of his eyes - we never burned and tortured and ripped one another apart and called it morality.”
― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

“And that seemed as good a time as any to jump out of the window.”
― Bard Bloom, Dragon Student: Sythyry's Journal 1

“Give this dwarf a short lesson in what it means to be a guard, all right?” “Haha,” said Vimes dutifully. “I’m sorry?” said Wonse. “Oh. Thought you made an ethnic joke, there. Sir.”
― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

“Luckier rain fell on upland sheep, or whispered gently over forests, or pattered somewhat incestuously into the sea. Rain that fell on Ankh-Morpork, though, was rain that was in trouble. They did terrible things to water, in Ankh-Morpork. Being drunk was only the start of its problems.”
― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!