Evelyn

“I suppose there's a time in every young boy's life when he is affected by that wonderful disease of puppy love. I don't mean the kind a boy has for the pretty little girl down the road. I mean the real kind, the kind that has four small feet and a wiggly tail, and sharp teeth that can gnaw on a boy's finger; the kind a boy can romp and play with, even eat and sleep with.”
― Wilson Rawls, Where the Red Fern Grows

“HOW HAD FOSTER NEVER TOLD HIM THERE WERE HUMAN SNACKS CALLED RITZ CRACKERS?! Sure, they were even drier and crumblier than those horrible digestive biscuit things. BUT. Fitz Vacker! Ritz cracker!”
― Shannon Messenger, Unraveled Book 9.5

“I would have gone with you into the very fires of Mordor.”
― J. R. R. Tolkien, THE LORD OF THE RINGS: Book (1) One: The Fellowship of the Ring; Book (2) Two: The Two Towers; Book (3) Three: The Return of the King

“He even treated himself to a Batman hoodie and a T-shirt that said IT’S ME. HI. I’M THE PROBLEM, IT’S ME.—which felt very fitting. According to his shopper, it was a lyric from a song he needed to listen to. She’d actually gasped when he’d asked, “What’s a Swiftie?”
― Shannon Messenger, Unraveled Book 9.5