“Ash?” a voice said. I straightened my spine. I’d know that voice anywhere. If I had slipped into a coma, it would wake me up. If I was six feet under, I’d dig myself out of the grave just to be closer to it, which was dramatic and
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“The world is a joke. No one knows what they’re doing. Never blink. If someone hits you”
― The God Game
― The God Game
“He does the jazz hands with two of the hands he’s not using at the moment. I do jazz hands back.”
― Project Hail Mary
― Project Hail Mary
“I make a disgusted noise which lingers like the last trump.”
― Alien Clay
― Alien Clay
“I unravel the garland and then toss it. I’ll never look at popcorn garland the same.”
― Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animal
― Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animal
“On and on and on”
― Slewfoot: A Tale of Bewitchery
― Slewfoot: A Tale of Bewitchery
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