“Scientific medals do not make headlines, but stimulate aggression among those who never get any.”
― Kon-Tiki
― Kon-Tiki
“You’ve got a face longer than a Dickens novel. What’s the problem?”
― The Eyre Affair
― The Eyre Affair
“Men love women because they're the loveliest creatures on God's earth. Women love men because chocolate can't mow the lawn.”
― Never Hit a Jellyfish With a Spade: How to Survive Life's Smaller Challenges
― Never Hit a Jellyfish With a Spade: How to Survive Life's Smaller Challenges
“...pressed together like two all-beef patties in a homoerotic double cheeseburger”
― Prick
― Prick
“An over-excited accountant, like the University of Hull, is a contradiction in terms.”
― Flying Dutch
― Flying Dutch
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