John Appleton

“There is no meant to when it comes to feelings. You feel what you feel.”
― Lucy Clarke, The Hike

“Men love women because they're the loveliest creatures on God's earth. Women love men because chocolate can't mow the lawn.”
― Guy Browning, Never Hit a Jellyfish With a Spade: How to Survive Life's Smaller Challenges

“...pressed together like two all-beef patties in a homoerotic double cheeseburger”
― J. Archer Avary, Prick

“If you have a better idea, if your plan makes more sense, if you have a vision, then put down your laundry and scream a little bit. Throw your hat into the ring, and never let professionals or their uniforms prevent you from telling anyone where to point their hose.”
― David Zucker, Surely You Can't Be Serious: The True Story of Airplane!