Sheetul Balluck

“We gotta have a toast." Rocky on her pins, Peabody used the table for balance. She managed to raise her glass without spilling more than half its contents on Eve's head. "To the best fucking cop in the whole stinking city, who's gonna marry the sexiest sumbitch I, personally, have ever laid eyes on, and who, because she's so goddamn smart, has seen to it that I'm perman'ly attached to Homicide. Which is where any half-blind asshole could tell you I belong. So there." She downed the rest of her drink, fell backward into her chair, and grinned foolishly.
"Peabody," Eve said and flicked a finger under her eyes. "I've never been more touched."
"I'm shit faced. Dallas."
"The evidence points to it.”
― J.D. Robb, Immortal in Death

“I’ll tell you what I’m going to do,” Jaxson says, his voice laced with fury. “I’m going to that kid’s house to kick his ass, then I’m going to kick his dad’s ass, then I’m going to kick his dad’s ass for having a bunch of asshole kids. I’m going to keep kicking asses until the line of ass kicking can happen no longer!”
― K.C. Lynn, An Act of Redemption

“Be careful with her, she’s a persistent one. And she’s been banged more times than a snooze button on a Monday morning.”
― K.C. Lynn, Fighting Temptation

“In the beginning this man was my salvation but in the end it was his redemption that saved us all.”
― K.C. Lynn, An Act of Redemption