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“Harry felt a chill pass through his body right to his bones, as despite killing the one who shall not be named, the real one who shall not be named made his presence known. Suddenly, Voldemort's level of intimidation was considered pitiful in the wake of the new threat, who's aura is so powerful he must be named. And there was a lack of choice whether to name him. For in the distance, his armies marched towards Hogwarts. All the while chanting.”
― J.K. Rowling

“The man who hopes for the future delays its arrival, and the man who dreads it summons it to his door.”
― Christopher Ruocchio, Empire of Silence

“At the white house this week, President Clinton officially came out against same-sex marriages. What's more, the president said he's not too crazy about opposite-sex marriages, either.”
― Norm Macdonald, Based on a True Story: A Memoir

“And he was standing there, reading one of those big books. You know the kind. Usually you can't even understand their stupid titles, and when you try to read them you get one word in and get really sleepy.”
― Norm Macdonald, Based on a True Story: A Memoir