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“Well, the thing is, Norm, you are absolutely correct," said Lorne. "Jim is nonpareil."

Then he just looked at me. A long time passed---maybe forty-five minutes---until I finally said, "All right, all right. What's that word mean?”
― Norm Macdonald, Based on a True Story: A Memoir

“People recognized Saget everywhere we went and would say, "Hey, you're Bob Saget!" and Saget would turn to them and say , "Thank you," as if it was a compliment.”
― Norm Macdonald, Based on a True Story: A Memoir

“The man who hopes for the future delays its arrival, and the man who dreads it summons it to his door.”
― Christopher Ruocchio, Empire of Silence

“I will say this about the young boy in the tiny white coffin. Despite the doctor's dire predictions, the boy was too tough, resolute, and courageous to let something as small as a deadly disease defeat him. No, the boy was made of stronger stuff than that and it took much more to defeat him. It took a three-ton municipal bus moving at forty miles per hour driven by one Cecil Richard Anderson to defeat this boy.”
― Norm Macdonald, Based on a True Story: A Memoir