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“The plain truth is that Adam Eget is an alcoholic and that's why he doesn't drink. Me, I'm not an alcoholic and that's why I do drink.”
― Norm Macdonald, Based on a True Story: A Memoir

“I couldn't see it, but then, who could see such a life in so withered a face? No young man, surely. No young man has ever seen anything in the elderly save the damage done by Time.”
― Christopher Ruocchio, Empire of Silence

“I will say this about the young boy in the tiny white coffin. Despite the doctor's dire predictions, the boy was too tough, resolute, and courageous to let something as small as a deadly disease defeat him. No, the boy was made of stronger stuff than that and it took much more to defeat him. It took a three-ton municipal bus moving at forty miles per hour driven by one Cecil Richard Anderson to defeat this boy.”
― Norm Macdonald, Based on a True Story: A Memoir

“People recognized Saget everywhere we went and would say, "Hey, you're Bob Saget!" and Saget would turn to them and say , "Thank you," as if it was a compliment.”
― Norm Macdonald, Based on a True Story: A Memoir