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“The man who hopes for the future delays its arrival, and the man who dreads it summons it to his door.”
― Christopher Ruocchio, Empire of Silence

“The plain truth is that Adam Eget is an alcoholic and that's why he doesn't drink. Me, I'm not an alcoholic and that's why I do drink.”
― Norm Macdonald, Based on a True Story: A Memoir

“I will say this about the young boy in the tiny white coffin. Despite the doctor's dire predictions, the boy was too tough, resolute, and courageous to let something as small as a deadly disease defeat him. No, the boy was made of stronger stuff than that and it took much more to defeat him. It took a three-ton municipal bus moving at forty miles per hour driven by one Cecil Richard Anderson to defeat this boy.”
― Norm Macdonald, Based on a True Story: A Memoir

“Harry felt a chill pass through his body right to his bones, as despite killing the one who shall not be named, the real one who shall not be named made his presence known. Suddenly, Voldemort's level of intimidation was considered pitiful in the wake of the new threat, who's aura is so powerful he must be named. And there was a lack of choice whether to name him. For in the distance, his armies marched towards Hogwarts. All the while chanting.”
― J.K. Rowling