Whit

“Maybe I should get a dog.” She looks to me for feedback. “I think you should do exactly what you want to do,” I tell her. “Let’s rob a bank,” she says. “I think you should get a dog.”
― Emily Henry, Funny Story

“Can I help you find something?”
“I was hoping you could spell out every word of a love poem to me,” he deadpans.”
― Emily Henry, Funny Story

“For someone with the innate social charm of a mounted fish (me), watching Miles befriend this stranger felt like seeing Michelangelo paint the Sistine Chapel: impressive, but also dizzying.”
― Emily Henry, Funny Story

“Yeah, well,” I say, “I thought about taking a video of myself giving you a lap dance, but I don’t have anything to mount your phone on, so this was the next best thing.”
“I will happily go back into the woods, find some sticks, and build you a tripod, Daphne,” he says.”
― Emily Henry, Funny Story