Whit

“Yeah, well,” I say, “I thought about taking a video of myself giving you a lap dance, but I don’t have anything to mount your phone on, so this was the next best thing.”
“I will happily go back into the woods, find some sticks, and build you a tripod, Daphne,” he says.”
― Emily Henry, Funny Story

“Can I help you find something?”
“I was hoping you could spell out every word of a love poem to me,” he deadpans.”
― Emily Henry, Funny Story

“Life isn’t a competition, and neither is love, but I’m still the loser.”
― Emily Henry, Funny Story

“No. I’m saying your ex is the little boy looking over someone else’s shoulder, trying to figure out if the kid next to him has a better lunch. Only, the lunch box is shut, so even though he knows what his parents packed for him is pretty good, he’d still trade it just to open up that rusty little Batman lunch box.”
― Emily Henry, Funny Story