Whit
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“Maybe I should get a dog.” She looks to me for feedback. “I think you should do exactly what you want to do,” I tell her. “Let’s rob a bank,” she says. “I think you should get a dog.”
― Funny Story
― Funny Story
“Can I help you find something?”
“I was hoping you could spell out every word of a love poem to me,” he deadpans.”
― Funny Story
“I was hoping you could spell out every word of a love poem to me,” he deadpans.”
― Funny Story
“For someone with the innate social charm of a mounted fish (me), watching Miles befriend this stranger felt like seeing Michelangelo paint the Sistine Chapel: impressive, but also dizzying.”
― Funny Story
― Funny Story
“Yeah, well,” I say, “I thought about taking a video of myself giving you a lap dance, but I don’t have anything to mount your phone on, so this was the next best thing.”
“I will happily go back into the woods, find some sticks, and build you a tripod, Daphne,” he says.”
― Funny Story
“I will happily go back into the woods, find some sticks, and build you a tripod, Daphne,” he says.”
― Funny Story
“Life isn’t a competition, and neither is love, but I’m still the loser.”
― Funny Story
― Funny Story
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