Chantelle Marshall

“HOBBY: Guitar. Owns approximately three thousand.”
― Jessica Pallington West, What Would Keith Richards Do?: Daily Affirmations from a Rock 'n' Roll Survivor

“This was the age of Jane Eyre, whom we all remember refused to accept Mr. Rochester’s generous offer to make over her wardrobe, preferring merino wool to the silk organzas he ordered for her. If only she’d had Melania Trump to set her straight on this wrongheaded attitude toward fashion.”
― Meg Cabot, Queen of Babble

“It’s like a true crime version of telephone.”
― Amelia Diane Coombs, Drop Dead Sisters

“How could I just turn my back on him like this? But how could I stay? It isn’t the money. It isn’t. I’d gladly give him every cent I have. Because the truth is, I really can put up with the fact that he thought I was fat. And I can put up with the fact that he apparently complained about my fatness to his family. And I can put up with the gambling, and even with the fact that he pretended like he couldn’t come so I would give him a blow job. But defrauding poor people? Because that is basically what someone who takes unemployment while having a paying job is doing. That I cannot tolerate.”
― Meg Cabot, Queen of Babble