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“You call me a misanthrope because I avoid society. You err; I love society. Yet in order not to hate people, I must avoid their company.”
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“People think it’s a fortune, but they don’t reckon on, well, it’s not pensionable, there’s all the medical expenses, you’ve got to buy and maintain your own gear—‘
‘—wear and tear on virgins—‘ nodded a small fat hunter.
‘Yeah, and then there’s…what?’
‘My specialty is unicorns,’ the hunter explained, with an embarrassed smile.
‘Oh, right.’ The first speaker looked like someone who’d always been dying to ask this question.
‘I thought they were very rare these days.’
‘You’re right there. You don’t see many unicorns, either,’ said the unicorn hunter. Vimes got the impression that, in his whole life, this was his only joke.”
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‘—wear and tear on virgins—‘ nodded a small fat hunter.
‘Yeah, and then there’s…what?’
‘My specialty is unicorns,’ the hunter explained, with an embarrassed smile.
‘Oh, right.’ The first speaker looked like someone who’d always been dying to ask this question.
‘I thought they were very rare these days.’
‘You’re right there. You don’t see many unicorns, either,’ said the unicorn hunter. Vimes got the impression that, in his whole life, this was his only joke.”
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“I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.”
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