Eric

“Go ahead and flunk me for begging the question, then go ahead and fuck yourself for asking it.”
― Adam Levin, The Instructions

“It's taken me years of practice to learn how to act natural.”
― Craig Clevenger, The Contortionist's Handbook

“Generalization is flawed thinking only when applied to individuals. It is the most accurate way to describe the mass, the Wad. And yours is a democracy, a dictatorship of the Wad.”
― Trevanian, Shibumi

“Hair and drug-use issues notwithstanding, I've never thought of you as any less than professional.”
― Thomas Pynchon, Inherent Vice