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“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
― George Carlin

“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.”
― Mark Twain

“When I am in trouble, eating is the only thing that consoles me. Indeed, when I am in really great trouble, as any one who knows me intimately will tell you, I refuse everything except food and drink. At the present moment I am eating muffins because I am unhappy. Besides, I am particularly fond of muffins.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest

“Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.”
― Oscar Wilde