Olleh

“He was said to have the body of a twenty-five year old, although no one knew where he kept it.”
― Terry Pratchett

“What happened?" he demanded. "I heard an explosion!"

"Yeah.That was me. I set the boat alight."

"What?"

"I set fire to the boat."

"But we're on the boat!"

"I know.”
― Anthony Horowitz, Skeleton Key

“Listen, three eyes," he said, "don't you try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“It was a long, long time since anyone had hugged him, so he hugged himself.”
― David Walliams, Billionaire Boy