Andy

“I had such a beautiful evening planned. Candlelight, dancing, maybe a few flirtatious threats. And what do I get? Grand Theft Equine.”
― Jill Bearup, Just Stab Me Now

“Nove's fourth principle of universal irony proved, by way of substition, that planning increases the probability of an unforeseen outcome”
― J. Zachary Pike, Dragonfired

“I sat back, staring into space, so preoccupied that I stopped patting Spike. I was reminded of my primary duty by a furry head butting against my chin. “Sorry, your highness.” I smiled at the cat and resumed justifying my existence.”
― Dennis E. Taylor, We Are Legion (We Are Bob)

“Caroline Lindley,’ said Robin, not bothering to open his eyes, ‘you are talking to a character you made up in your own head. If there are terrible euphemisms going on, you only have yourself to blame.”
― Jill Bearup, Just Stab Me Now