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“Cats are assholes. I get it. But do you know why people like cats, despite their asshole-ness? It’s because they don’t fucking talk. If they did, and they were all like you, they’d all be extinct because we’d have killed you all by now.”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“There are two means of refuge from the misery of life — music and cats.”
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“Cats don't drink cocktails,' I said.
'Cats don't shoot lasers from their eyes, either, but here we are, Carl. Mama needs a night off.”
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
'Cats don't shoot lasers from their eyes, either, but here we are, Carl. Mama needs a night off.”
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
“My beautiful boy,” Miriam whispered as she turned to dust. “My beautiful boy.”
― The Butcher's Masquerade
― The Butcher's Masquerade
“The baby velociraptor settled into my lap. I suddenly felt uncomfortable having that many teeth so close to my crotch. If he bit me now, I didn’t know what would happen.”
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
Tim’s 2025 Year in Books
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