Beverly

“What do you do for fun in this town?

Well, you know. Wash dishes. Wipe up baby drool, put a new quart of oil in him once in a while. Watch the Weather Channel to see if any of the neighbors have been blown away by a tornado. Eat too much cheese and get cheese farts.

Keeps you busy, huh?”
― Nick Wilgus, Shaking the Sugar Tree

“If you love Southern men, raise your glass. If you don't raise your standards.”
― Nick Wilgus, Shaking the Sugar Tree

“It reminds me of the difference between a Northern fairy tale and a Southern fairy tale."
"What's that?" he asked.
"In a Northern fairy tale, you start off by saying: 'Once upon a time' and all that. In the South, we start off by saying:'Y'all ain't going to believe this shit!”
― Nick Wilgus, Shaking the Sugar Tree

“There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. ”
― George Carlin