Debbie

“Let me start off by saying that whatever you’ve heard is probably true but was either done under the influence of too much or not enough liquor.”
― Milly Taiden, Curves 'em Right

“Dear diary," Anya muttered. "It's been three hours since I killed someone. Needless to say, life sucks. My gorgeous fiancé refuses to let me kill the most loathsome creature ever. Won't even let me give her a few superficial stab wounds. I'm thinking about breaking up with him."
"I wouldn't recommend it" Reyes replied. "He may not ask for your hand in marriage a second time."
She gasped with outrage. "Lucien. Tell him!"
'I'd ask again." Lucien told him,”
― Gena Showalter, The Darkest Touch

“Do you even know women? They are the most complicated creatures on the planet. Just a single word can take your relationship from being happy to being so miserable that your balls crawl up your ass.”
― Milly Taiden, Curves 'em Right

“I don’t mind if you want to start ranting just as long as you understand I’ll be ignoring every word”
― Suzanne Wright, Feral Sins