Jordan Cantrell

“Death, it seems, does not like to wait until we are prepared for it. Death is indulgent and enjoys, when it can, a flair for the dramatic.”
― John Irvinging, The World According to Garp

“[D]runkenness is nothing more than a condition of insanity willingly brought on.”
― Seneca, Letters from a Stoic

“...[A]lways [...] put [your] work in front of people. Get those laughs. Or call up them crickets. ...[Y]ou need to have that audience in mind, sitting right there, eager to laugh, or scowl and grunt disapprovingly.”
― Bob Odenkirk, Comedy Comedy Comedy Drama

“When you're offended by someone's wrongdoing, immediately reflect on your own faults. Remember that you, too, may think it's good to be rich, live in pleasure, or be praised. Recognizing your own errors will help you forgive others, especially when you realize they act out of ignorance and can't help themselves.”
― Marcus Aurelius, Meditations