Justin Miller

“We can’t expect our gay friends to always be single, celibate, and arriving early with the nacho fixin’s. And we really need to let these people get married, already.”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants

“One soldier’s arm had been ripped free, the arterial spray like a crimson rainbow.”
― David Estes, Lifemarked

“A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies, said Jojen. The man who never reads lives only one.”
― George R.R. Martin, A Dance with Dragons

“A chasme (kaz-mee) is a four-legged demonic mosquito the size of a horse.”
― Keith Ammann, The Monsters Know What They're Doing: Combat Tactics for Dungeon Masters