Jacob Shmidt

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

“There can't be a crisis next week, my schedule is already full.”
― Henry Kissinger

“When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part.”
― George Bernard Shaw, Getting Married

“Everything excellent is as difficult as it is rare.”
― Baruch Spinoza, Ethics