Amber

“New Achievement! You read a book! You managed to make it all the way through the first Dungeon Crawler Carl book without throwing it against the wall! Reward: You get to read the next book!”
― Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl

“You’re just a senior at Rock and Roll High School,” someone else posted.”
― Laurie Notaro, Excuse Me While I Disappear: Tales of Midlife Mayhem

“Her friends didn’t need to know that the frosting was made from a cheesecake that had come out of the oven riddled with deep cracks. Instead of throwing it out, she’d scooped out the center and blended it with some extra whipping cream and sugar, making her own version of cream-cheese frosting. She’d always learned to make do with whatever life threw at her and knew better than to cry over split cheesecake.”
― Rachel Ekstrom Courage, Murder by Cheesecake

“Remember, you are not your father.” She placed a hand on Allie’s shoulder. “His mistakes were the source of your origin story, not your destination.”
― Eva Sparks, The Devil's Daughter