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The Haunted Baby (Choose Your Own Nightmare, #13)

by Edward Packard

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Josiah said: " Edward Packard's The Haunted Baby isn't the first juvenile horror novel about babysitting, though it's among the weirder ones. You feel you've hit a mini lottery when Mrs. Harper requests you babysit her two-year-old daughter Katie this summer. And a Edward Packard's The Haunted Baby isn't the first juvenile horror novel about babysitting, though it's among the weirder ones. You feel you've hit a mini lottery when Mrs. Harper requests you babysit her two-year-old daughter Katie this summer. And at the elevated rate of $7.50 per hour! You can't turn down that kind of money, but your danger sense kicks in when you visit Mr. Harper at his taxidermy shop. He has a creepy personality, and you're no longer sure you feel safe staying with Katie at his house. Should you phone and ask your friend Lisa to partner with you on the job, or do you not want to split your pay?

Mrs. Harper seems nice enough, if a little stressed. She cautions you that Katie's kitten died a few months back but the girl behaves as though it were still alive. After telling you this, Mrs. Harper is out the door. If you read the instructions she left, you are soon immersed in an environment where Katie is causing trouble everywhere at once, even perching atop the television. Can you settle her down? Going upstairs to check the sharp squealing when you hear it will spring a nasty haunted surprise, but ignoring it isn't much better. When Katie goes missing, you discover her bedroom is a place of surreal danger. If you get trapped in the nearby taxidermy room, what will you do after spotting Katie out a window on the front lawn? Try to save her and you may end up haunted by the spirit that haunts Katie, or turned into a grotesque taxidermy project. If you initially took a pass on reading Mrs. Harper's instructions, Katie finds other ways to torment you, or you may get caught up in a shrinking game within her intricately detailed dollhouse. Running off by yourself when you're only a few inches tall is an invitation to death by cat, but how far are you willing to indulge Katie once the two of you are shrunk down inside her dollhouse? If you don't know when to say no, your babysitting gig will not end in any way you like.

Lisa demands more than half your pay if you have her join you for the job, and this storyline is much shorter than if you go alone. Lisa is enamored of cute little Katie until the girl bites her; you're able to distract Katie into playing with a bucket of glass eyeballs, but you and Lisa are spooked when the two-year-old girl catches a live mouse in her bare hands. Mrs. Harper returns and pays you as promised, but will you return for more tomorrow or is Katie just too strange? If you accept the reengagement willingly, you and Lisa may become haunted shells of yourselves. If you try to quit, you'll say yes anyway to Mrs. Harper's begging, but your second day with Katie transfers a spectral menace that morphs you into a human-sized kitten. Is there a way to eject the haint, or are you doomed to be Katie's furry plaything?

Despite being dotted with a few atmospheric scenes, The Haunted Baby is a mess. It seems Edward Packard couldn't figure out what he wanted the story to be: did Katie kill her kitten by accident, and its ghost is haunting her? Is Katie evil in her own right? Do Mr. and Mrs. Harper desire to victimize you, or are they just tired and scared, wanting the horror to stop? All these elements and maybe more get tossed into the cauldron, and it bubbles over in sticky, unappealing globs. It's worth pointing out the title is misleading; Katie is young, but not a baby by anything but the loosest terminology standard. I give this book one and a half stars for its brief moments of atmosphere, but it isn't worth revisiting unless you have nothing to read. ...more "

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"If we jump out the window, can we emerge healthy enough from the fall to stop Katie before she waddles out into traffic?" — 7 hours, 8 min ago

May 21, 2024 01:58PM · see review

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Scary Stories 3: More Tales to Chill Your Bones (Scary Stories, #3)

by Alvin Schwartz

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Josiah said: " Alvin Schwartz excellently maintains the quality of his scary stories in this third installment of the series.

Every one of the books contains funny stories, folklore songs, and some narratives that are more intriguing than frightening, but there are ...more "

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"Stephen Gammell is good as usual in these opening ghost stories, but Alvin Schwartz has been even better. His literary blending of the macabre and eerie so far is sublime." — 5 hours, 30 min ago

Oct 21, 2020 08:39PM · see review

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“It's amazing that the heart makes no noise when it cracks.”
― Robert Cormier, Heroes

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“You don’t know what goes on in anyone’s life but your own. And when you mess with one part of a person’s life, you’re not messing with just that part. Unfortunately, you can’t be that precise and selective. When you mess with one part of a person’s life, you’re messing with their entire life. Everything. . . affects everything.”
― Jay Asher, Thirteen Reasons Why

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“Sometimes people are beautiful.
Not in looks.
Not in what they say.
Just in what they are.”
― Markus Zusak, I Am the Messenger

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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit, or There and Back Again

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“It is funny how you do not miss affection until it is given, but once it is, it can never be enough; you would drown in it if possible.”
― Libba Bray, The Sweet Far Thing

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