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“The longer you wait on those steps”—she motions toward the tower—“the greater your fear has a chance to grow.
“How’s that for girlie? Gargle my unicorn balls, you translucent bitch!”
― A Parade of Horribles
― A Parade of Horribles
“If they could sell illegal drugs to the miners with an “E,” they could also start selling drugs to the minors with an “O.” Kids are a lot stupider than adults”
― A Parade of Horribles
― A Parade of Horribles
“Death awaits you at every turn,” Mordecai croaked with a deep, heavy voice filled with grit, different from the already scary voice he had just been using. “The shadows reach even now for a porous soul such as yours. It is unquenchable, this thirst. You are reached for by both sides. Who will entwine you? The tree or the abyss?”
― A Parade of Horribles
― A Parade of Horribles
“And you. The edges are more clear, yet still uncertain. A sacrifice might save you, in the end. It might. It will be the darkest decision ever made. How many lives? How many souls? The veil is made of gossamer, and when it is done, their gaze, their rage will be eternal. You should remember that, Oak Fell Champion of Nekhebit.”
― A Parade of Horribles
― A Parade of Horribles
“If you go to war against drugs, drugs will always win. Drugs will win because what you’re really doing is going to war against the biological imperative all living creatures have to find comfort and happiness. And if you’re unwilling or unable to first provide that, artificial alternatives, no matter how destructive, will always prevail”
― A Parade of Horribles
― A Parade of Horribles
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