Danielle Nolt

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde

“I'm presently incarcerated. Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. Hah! "Attempted murder"? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?”
― Matt Groening

“I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.”
― Matt Groening

“I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow, and to the republicans for which they scam, one nacho, underpants, with licorice and jugs of wine for owls.”
― Matt Groening, The Big Book of Hell