Ryan Paluszynski

“Chico was a small-time hustler and big-time loser who liked to bet the ponies and hit women. He was more successful at the latter.”
― J.A. Konrath, Shot of Tequila

“Frank,” Andy said slowly, “I don’t think the hellspawn wants to play checkers with you.”
― J.A. Konrath, Origin

“I try not to watch the news. Too depressing.”
― J.A. Konrath, Rusty Nail

“While the modern Bible is missing many of its original passages, the Book of Bob isn’t one of them. You’re probably getting it confused with the lost Book of Fred.”
― J.A. Konrath, Wolfsbane and Mistletoe