Roy Smith

“When are the world's political parties going to get appropriate symbols: snake, louse, jackal, ... trash can, clown face, ... dollar bill with bat wings on it?”
― P.J. O'Rourke, All the Trouble in the World

“People ask me what I am politically and I've previously offered this equation: I became a conservative by being around liberals. And I became a libertarian after being around conservatives.”
― Greg Gutfeld, The Joy of Hate: How to Triumph over Whiners in the Age of Phony Outrage

“Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.”
― P.J. O'Rourke

“[T]he West did not invent slavery; the West ended slavery.”
― Pat Buchanan