Drew Long

“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”
― Mark Twain

“Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”
― Mark Twain

“Sane is boring.”
― R. A. Salvatore

“God created war so that Americans would learn geography.”
― Mark Twain