“The world’s so much simpler when you’ve got a chainsaw in your hand, isn’t it? A chainsaw or a machete or an axe, that’s the elegant solution to every problem.”
― I Was a Teenage Slasher
― I Was a Teenage Slasher
“Can I explain how intense and wonderful and fast and slow and beautiful and forever it is to have your actual final girl right there within reach? The world blurs away, just falls somewhere else, and she––she’s the only thing there is anymore. The only thing that matters. Your world is her her her. If that’s not love, then I guess I don’t know what love is.”
― I Was a Teenage Slasher
― I Was a Teenage Slasher
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