Ben

“Hold it. You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?”
― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

“Reality continues to ruin my life.”
― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

“There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.”
― Frank Zappa

“The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits.”
― Alexandre Dumas-fils