“One show, I did a benefit for a feminist organziation....So it's all feminsts. Gloria Steinem is sitting right up front. I walked out and said, "Look here, I can't stay around here too long with you broads because I gotta get home and cook my man a nice hot dinner. Plus, he likes his blow job by nine forty-five." I though it was funny. They didn't. They didn't find anything funny. I thought, Oh Lord, I made these women mad. I stepped over the line. I continued. "Ladies, calm down. I'm just joking. He likes a blow job anytime.”
― Yeah, I Said It
― Yeah, I Said It
“Courage is fear that has said its prayers and decided to go forward anyway.”
― I Dare You: Embrace Life with Passion
― I Dare You: Embrace Life with Passion
“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
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“Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over. ”
― Yeah, I Said It
― Yeah, I Said It
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