Alison Sloggett

“Progress just means bad things happen faster.”
― Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad

“The whole of life is just like watching a film. Only it's as though you always get in ten minutes after the big picture has started, and no-one will tell you the plot, so you have to work it out all yourself from the clues.”
― Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures

“Everything starts somewhere, though many physicists disagree. But people have always been dimly aware of the problem with the start of things. They wonder how the snowplough driver gets to work, or how the makers of dictionaries look up the spelling of words.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

“Leaves turned to soil beneath my feet. Thus it is, trees eat themselves.”
― David Mitchell, Cloud Atlas