Kim Bacon

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

“It's not because I want to make out with her."
Hold on." He grabbed a pencil and scrawled excitedly at the paper as if he'd just made a mathematical breakthrough and then looked back up at me. "I just did some calculations, and I've been able to determine that you're full of shit”
― John Green, Looking for Alaska

“Sometimes human places, create inhuman monsters.”
― Stephen King, The Shining

“They can keep their heaven. When I die, I’d sooner go to Middle-earth.”
― George R.R. Martin