Katherine

“If there is one thing that the average woman detests more than another, it is an entirely reasonable man.”
― R. Austin Freeman, The Works of R. Austin Freeman: 28 Novels and Short Stories

“You can always tell the old river hand by the way in which he stretches himself out upon the cushions at the bottom of the boat, and encourages the rowers by telling them anecdotes about the marvellous feats he performed last season.”
― Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat

“Have you ever stopped to think how much of the world's disturbance is caused by butlers being able to see through keyholes?”
― S.S. Van Dine, Philo Vance 12 Novels Complete Bundle

“It is likely I will die next to a pile of things I was meaning to read.”
― Lemony Snicket