Stephanie

“...if one's friends do not openly laugh at him, they are not in fact his friends. How else would one learn to avoid saying those things that would elicit laughter from strangers? The mockery of friends is affectionate, and inoculates against foolishness.”
― Dean Koontz, Forever Odd

“I don’t need to hear it, Sherman. I’ve already run every little bit of your possible dialogue in my head while I was masturbating.”
― Mira Grant, Parasite

“All scientists are mad scientists.”
― Mira Grant, Parasite

“I guess when you’re one of the richest people on the planet, you can buy yourself a window that never shows you anything ugly.”
― Mira Grant, Parasite