Matt Warren

“There are hardly any excesses of the most crazed psychopath that cannot easily be duplicated by a normal kindly family man who just comes in to work every day and has a job to do.”
― Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

“It was sad, like those businessmen who came to work in serious clothes but wore colorful ties in a mad, desperate attempt to show there was a free spirit in there somewhere.”
― Terry Pratchett, Making Money

“A weapon you held and didn't know how to use belonged to your enemy.”
― Terry Pratchett, Making Money

“I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards.”
― Garth Marenghi