Elea

“It was a well-known fact that there were no calories in homemade cakes.”
― Richard Osman, The Thursday Murder Club

“I look at the headlines while I wait at the checkout. They're funny and they pass the time and tell you about people."
He looked doubtful. "For instance?"
"Oh, what makes people happy. What worries them. What they're scared of."
"So what makes people happy?"
"True love."
"What worries them?"
"That they won't ever find it."
"And what scares them?"
"That maybe they will.”
― Clay Carmichael, Wild Things

“My preferred method of birth control is homosexuality.”
― Arwa Mahdawi

“We all have a sob story, but we don't all go around killing people.”
― Richard Osman, The Thursday Murder Club