Mike

“A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa.”
― Ricky Gervais

“I therefore have to use The Force. And weirdly, this doesn't work very well. I don't understand why, because on the last census, I put my religion down as Jedi Knight...”
― Jeremy Clarkson, The Top Gear years

“It is ingeniously named, for it looks just as a cross would look if it looked like something else.”
― Mark Twain, Following the Equator

“My chest bumps like a dryer with shoes in it.”
― David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest