

“I therefore have to use The Force. And weirdly, this doesn't work very well. I don't understand why, because on the last census, I put my religion down as Jedi Knight...”
― The Top Gear years
― The Top Gear years

“I drink much less than most people think, and I think much more than most people would believe.”
― Proud Highway: Saga of a Desperate Southern Gentleman, 1955-1967
― Proud Highway: Saga of a Desperate Southern Gentleman, 1955-1967

“There’s something wonderful about drinking in the afternoon. A not-too-cold pint, absolutely alone at the bar – even in this fake-ass Irish pub.”
― Medium Raw: A Bloody Valentine to the World of Food and the People Who Cook
― Medium Raw: A Bloody Valentine to the World of Food and the People Who Cook

“My chest bumps like a dryer with shoes in it.”
― Infinite Jest
― Infinite Jest

“i'm off to an island nation where formal wear consists of a leaf tired around a penis.”
― Getting Stoned with Savages: A Trip Through the Islands of Fiji and Vanuatu
― Getting Stoned with Savages: A Trip Through the Islands of Fiji and Vanuatu
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