Sandy Swan

“My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.”
― Winston S. Churchill

“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.”
― Mark Twain

“Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.”
― Steve Irwin