Liv

“You'll sip the water and cough just so the hero can wipe your chin with a napkin.
Do anything to cement this new bond. This adoption. Remember to add details. Stain their clothes with snot so they can laugh and forgive you. Cling and clutch. Really cry so they can wipe your eyes.
It's okay to cry as long as you're faking it.
Just don't hold anything back. This is going to be the best story of somebody's life.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

“You can only hold a smile for so long, after that it's just teeth.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

“The way she looks right now, you have to think about multiple car pile-ups. Imagine two bloodmobiles coliding head on. The way she looks, you'd have to think of mass graves to even log thirty seconds in the saddle. Think of spoiled cat food and ulcerated cankers and expired donor organs. That's how beautiful she looks.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

“Let's say, just for the sake of argument, that maybe Victor's doing his frigging best.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Choke