Erin

“People warned me that the South Pole was even colder than the North. I laughed. How could that be possible? I’d already frozen my penis, mate—wasn’t that the very definition of worst-case scenario?”
― Prince Harry, Spare

“I could just barely make out the word he said. Pericolo. Whatever that means.”
― Freida McFadden, The Housemaid

“My Army superiors, like Pa, were nonplussed. They didn’t care about me playing billiards in the privacy of a hotel room, naked or not.”
― Prince Harry, Spare

“Douglas just looked at me blankly because I wasn’t speaking in JavaScript or Klingon or whatever it is he understands best.”
― Freida McFadden, The Housemaid's Secret