Erin

“I’ve gotten involved with my employer only one time before, and I will never, ever go down that road again. I’d rather yank my own tooth out with a pair of pliers.”
― Freida McFadden, The Housemaid's Secret

“Why…” I clear my throat. “Why is the lock to this bedroom on the outside rather than the inside?”
― Freida McFadden, The Housemaid

“People warned me that the South Pole was even colder than the North. I laughed. How could that be possible? I’d already frozen my penis, mate—wasn’t that the very definition of worst-case scenario?”
― Prince Harry, Spare

“Matthew and Michelle had been looking at a shelf filled with children’s toys, mostly neglected or broken or forgotten, and Michelle said, “I’ve entered the portion of my life where everything fills me with sadness.” “Have you?” said Matthew, shocked by the sudden confession. She’d laughed. “Sorry, did I say that out loud? I’m being dramatic, or that’s what Pete would say. I just feel like the exciting and mysterious parts of my life are over, and now everything fills me with nostalgia. Truthfully, I’m just being a baby about growing old.” “I think I know what you mean,” Matthew said. “Being young was scary, but it was also interesting.”
― Peter Swanson, Nine Lives