Josh

“Ah, yes, I do have erectile dysfunction by the throat!” He gave a derisive snort and curled his fingers around the imaginary neck of … well, Clay let that image slide right on out of mind.”
― Nicholas Eames, Kings of the Wyld

“They don't eat vegetables, or fruit," the wizard continued. "They deem plucking your food off a tree as cowardly. Consequently, a great many of them have scurvy.”
― Nicholas Eames, Kings of the Wyld

“Alchemy is a costly hobby, I fear. I barely make ends meet selling my phylactery. Frigid Hells, if it wasn't for the limp dicks of Conthas I'd be flat broke!”
― Nicholas Eames, Kings of the Wyld

“On the one hand, our society now views a college education as a gateway to employment; on the other hand, academia has tended to maintain a bias against the vocational.”
― Salman Khan, The One World Schoolhouse: Education Reimagined