Ben Hamilton

“Carl: Now you know how I feel when you type in all caps. Donut: THAT’S NOT THE SAME THING, CARL.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“Now, if you’ve never had a flaming, skull-faced bear on roller skates barreling at you full speed, you don’t know what you’re missing.”
― Matt Dinniman, Carl's Doomsday Scenario

“Hello, Crawler. As you’re about to find, this is a very special book. If you’re reading these words, it means this book has found its way into your hands for one purpose and one purpose only. Together, we will burn it all to the ground.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“There’s a few scrolls, too. A scroll of mapping. A scroll called Paw Patrol. Isn’t that a kid’s show?”
― Matt Dinniman, The Butcher's Masquerade