“…all the king's doctors and all the king's pills couldn't make Frank's waking nightmares go away.”
― John Dies at the End
― John Dies at the End
“Antidepressants. The thought of this girl actually being depressed made me want to grab the whole planet and throw it into the sun. Well, more than usual anyway.”
― John Dies at the End
― John Dies at the End
“Dave? This is John."
"What are you-"
Alive?
"-in an ambulance or something?"
"Yes and no. Are you still at the police station?"
"Yeah. We were both-"
"Have I died yet?”
― John Dies at the End
"What are you-"
Alive?
"-in an ambulance or something?"
"Yes and no. Are you still at the police station?"
"Yeah. We were both-"
"Have I died yet?”
― John Dies at the End
“Because you may be smart, but I’ve been smart longer”
― Looking for Alaska
― Looking for Alaska
“Well, the plenty of fish in the sea thing is bullshit," I said. "The other fish are weird, smell funny, or hooked on someone else's fishing line.”
― Pieces of Rhys
― Pieces of Rhys
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