Tristan Smith

“…all the king's doctors and all the king's pills couldn't make Frank's waking nightmares go away.”
― David Wong, John Dies at the End

“I tried to say something cool, wound up stammering something like, “WANNA YOU WANNA WEENIE ME?” The end kind of trailed off in a shrill, choking warble.”
― David Wong, John Dies at the End

“Well, the plenty of fish in the sea thing is bullshit," I said. "The other fish are weird, smell funny, or hooked on someone else's fishing line.”
― L.D. Davis, Pieces of Rhys

“Here's the only thing you need to know about John: The reason I was surprised by your hand was because he never once described you as "the girl with only one hand.”
― David Wong, John Dies at the End