The Librarian

“A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.”
― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

“The whole of life is just like watching a film. Only it's as though you always get in ten minutes after the big picture has started, and no-one will tell you the plot, so you have to work it out all yourself from the clues.”
― Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures

“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”
― Terry Pratchett

“Wot Wot”
― Brian Jacques, The Long Patrol