Sally

“0 plus 100 equals 100. But so does 50 plus 50, only with more balance. Let this be a lesson in love.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

“When I’m lonely I stand in the corner and play my saxophone and feel sorry for myself. I would ask you to accompany me on the piano, but if I did that I wouldn’t be lonely, would I? And what’s the point of a saxophone if not to celebrate despair?”
― Jarod Kintz, How to construct a coffin with six karate chops

“I told the joke, but someone else got the high five. That’s like me drinking a cup of coffee and a guy in a coma waking up. Go back to bed, buddy.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

“If it’s the last kiss, we’d better make it last. I hope you don’t have anywhere to be, because I have the rest of my life free.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale