Sally

“Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

“When I’m lonely I stand in the corner and play my saxophone and feel sorry for myself. I would ask you to accompany me on the piano, but if I did that I wouldn’t be lonely, would I? And what’s the point of a saxophone if not to celebrate despair?”
― Jarod Kintz, How to construct a coffin with six karate chops

“I told the joke, but someone else got the high five. That’s like me drinking a cup of coffee and a guy in a coma waking up. Go back to bed, buddy.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

“Our love went from fly to flower to butterfly, and it was meant to beautifully flutter, not sit still on a shelf like a trophy to be collected.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale