Laura

“Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.”
― Charles M. Schulz

“Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?”
― Woody Allen

“I asked the girl if she could bring a sister for me. She did. Sister Maria Teresa. It was a very slow evening. We discussed the New Testament. We agreed that He was very well adjusted for an only child.”
― Woody Allen

“Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach gym.”
― Woody Allen, Annie Hall: Screenplay