Laura

“I asked the girl if she could bring a sister for me. She did. Sister Maria Teresa. It was a very slow evening. We discussed the New Testament. We agreed that He was very well adjusted for an only child.”
― Woody Allen

“Some guy hit my fender the other day, and I said unto him, 'Be fruitful, and multiply'. But not in those words.”
― Woody Allen

“Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?”
― Woody Allen

“Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.”
― Woody Allen, Without Feathers