Adrian Trenerry

“I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university.”
― Albert Einstein

“I've never owned a telescope, but it's something I'm thinking of looking into.”
― George Carlin, Brain Droppings

“If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it.”
― George Carlin, Brain Droppings

“It was my uncle who taught me about the birds and the bees. He sat me down one day and said, 'Remember this, George, the birds fuck the bees.' Then he told me he once banged a girl so hard her freckles came off.”
― George Carlin, Brain Droppings