Emma

“A member of Parliament to Disraeli: 'Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.'

That depends, Sir,' said Disraeli, 'whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.”
― Benjamin Disraeli

“He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.”
― P.G. Wodehouse

“Nonsense on stilts”
― Jeremy Bentham

“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
― Mark Twain